Still. Larry Sprinkle is the 5th most ridiculous weatherman name says an infant and toddler parenting blog (?) from the San Francisco Chronicle (!?) with the instant-credibility-conveying name The Poop (!!??!?).
In this case, The Poop is what happens after you digest a segment Steven Colbert aired in 2010. We humbly suggest The Poop’s next story be about Milk of Magnesia.